Do not bring up the subject of Lord British!
Do not sic another Avatar on me!
I reserve the right to levy whatever taxes I want, because Sosaria is MY world.
Do not try to dispel my army with that TURN UNDEAD spell.  Doing so
 is considered TREASON, and is punishable by death.
If you obey all my laws, then you shall enjoy my generosity: I'll let
 you live. If you do not like my laws, then you are free to leave Sosaria. 

Now that I've covered my laws, let's get to some fun stuff!
 By the way, this page is always under construction.

Cool Links!

Gemstone III

Try this awesome online RPG free for 2 weeks. You'll be glad you did! After that, it's just $9.95 per month for UNLIMITED use.

Realms of Despair

This FREE MUD is one of the best rpg's I've run across. But be warned: this CAN get you hooked.

How to Annoy "Gemstone III" Newbies

Have you ever been SO ticked off at the dumb newbies that you wanted to get back at them? Here are some diabolical ideas for doing just that!

My Stupid gs3 Names Collection

Lists the ridiculous names that people have given to their "Gemstone III" characters. In other words: What NOT to Name your Character :)

The Official AOL-Sucks Website

Considering joining America Online(tm)? Please glean this informative website first. This may just change your mind.

My OWN AOL-sucks Web Page

Yes, I too was once an AOLer, and this site describes my bad experiences with that online "service".

The Weather Channel Online

Point your browser this way for local or international weather forecasts.

Morrigan Image Shrine

Lots of pictures of my favorite character from "Darkstalkers", "Night Warriors", "Vampire Savior", and now "Marvel vs. Capcom".

Capitalist Dogs Hit The Web!

Take a gander at what the future might hold for the Internet. VERY scary!

Cough Up the Dough

A list of formerly free Websites that have gone pay (that is: switched to being subscription-based).

Do not use pay sites! Protest instead!

This is my suggestion for how to *stop* the Internet's current trend toward subscription (ie. pay) sites.

Microsoft's Greed

This describes Microsoft's possible plan to use Product Activation technology to fleece people each month.